For laughs...Well, sorta...

 

Time to mock those who have done nothing but mock the faith!!

 

 

What's anti-Semitic, smells a lot like sulfur and is shrinking an alarming rate?

 

 

 

 

What do you call 144 Presbyterian Church USA GA delegates?

 

Gross anti-Semitism.

 

What do you call 20 PCUSA ministers that weigh 200 pounds apiece ?

 

 2 tons of heresy

 

 Three Presbyterian ministers from different denominations took part in a survey . They were asked to name two of the four Gospel writers....

 

 The OPC minister said " Matthew and Mark "

 The PCA minister said " Luke and John "

 The PCUSA minister said " Xaviera Hollander and Anton LaVey"

 

 

 

Did you hear about the millionaire PCUSA member who disowned his daughter?

 

 He caught her  reading Calvin's Institutes

 

 

 Did you hear about the PCUSA dietitian who was fired from his job recently ?

 

 He tried to promote drugs and  alcohol as two of the four major food groups

 

 

Did you hear they're coming out with a new  PCUSA symbol ?

 

 A statuette of the goddess Sophia holding a swastika with the rainbow flag draped over her

 

 

 Did you hear about the PCUSA elder who thought Soli Deo Gloria was a  flex fuel compact built in Stockholm ?

 

 

 Three PCUSA seminarians are caught with contraband in their dorm rooms.  Which one got expelled ?

 

 The one that had the 1599 Geneva Bible.

 

 

Did you hear that Madalyn Murray O'Hair and  the Devil  had a wild night in hell that resulted in a love child ?

 

Her name was Cynthia Bolbach

 

 

Did you hear about the new required reading for all PCUSA seminarians?

 

 Mein Kampf

 

 

 What  was the first question David Duke had after recovering from his hangover ?

 

I endorsed who ??!!

 

 

 

Did you hear that both the Michigan Neo Nazis and the Socialist Party of Metro Detroit threatened to file a joint class-action lawsuit against the PCUSA for piracy and copyright infringement ?

 

 

 Both backed down fast when threatened with a countersuit on the same grounds

 

 

 How was it known for centuries that a special  GA delegation was going to meet with Detroit city council prior to the assembly?

 

It's in the Bible..... Matthew 15:14  

 

 

 

 

 What's currently the hottest item  in the Aryan Nation's bookstore?

 

 The PCUSA Book of Order

 

 

How did the PCUSA minister prove he was on fire for the faith?

 

He threw a Molotov cocktail through the front window of a synagogue

 

 

 

What's the major observational difference regarding Presbyterian observance of November 10th?

 

 NAPARC remembers the birth of Martin Luther while the PCUSA  celebrates it as the morning after Kristallnacht